Before I arrived in Paris, I had grand ideas of French coffee. I was certain that it had to be better than American style, because I distinctly remember Europeans harassing me for American "brown water" coffee. The fallacy of this logic, however, is that it was Italians poking fun of American coffee, not the French.
I remember the look on my host-mother's face this summer when I handed her a bag of my favorite Blue Bottle coffee, Three Africans. My heart broke first when she hardly looked at it, then again when she did not want to hear my broken French enough to discuss it, and it broke completely when I realized that after a week of breakfasts with instant coffee, my cherished blend of arabica, combining the best quality from one of the regions of Ethiopia where coffee is rumored to originate from, had been thrown out.
It was then that I realized the French are lost when it comes to coffee. Watery espresso, instant coffee, and giant cafe vending machines rule the roost here. Fortunately, in Paris there are cafes that serve both balanced smooth espresso and bright flavorful drip coffee. They are difficult to find, but they are there. I frequent some a bit too often, even if it means traversing the city. I am not a critic, I just like good coffee, and I bet there are other Parisians that do too.
My criteria for judgement is based on five measures:
1) Atmosphere, 2) Espresso 3) Drip Coffee 4) Barista Service 5) Food. Also, because these things can change, sometimes you get good coffee, sometimes not, I will be reviewing cafes after a minimum of three visits.
1) Atmosphere:
The French love their cafes, and they love them for the atmosphere. The best thing about a French cafe is that you can sit for hours, watch the people, admire the architecture, read a book, and no one will bother you. You over hear lively conversation, are subject to second-hand smoke, and have time to consider the meaning of life. I could not review cafes in Paris without holding them to French standards.
2) Espresso
I look for a thick crema, a strong full mouth flavor upfront, not too bitter, and then a smooth finish. My favorite flavor profiles include fruity notes without being too acidic. Type of beans, roast, freshness, grind, tamp, water fliter, temperature, pressure, length of the shot, and amount of time it sits before being consumed are just a few of the many variables that go into delicious espresso. But if it tastes good, then it tastes good. In coffee, the ends justify the means.

3) Drip Coffee
Definitely a rarity in France. It is also a controversial topic among Europeans, because they think that espresso is the only real type of coffee. However, if they were to try good drip coffee, I am sure I could change their minds. This is one area where the Anglo-phones have dominated the scene. With so many different ways of brewing drip coffee: Pour over, Syphon, Chemex, AeroPress, V60, and regular brew to name a few; there are endless varieties of delicious drip coffee. If the French refuse to try it and refuse to serve it, then they are missing out on a great part of the coffee experience.
4) Barista Service
Unfortunately the French have a reputation for bad service. And it is impossible to deny that I have had some extremely bad service since I have been here. However, it is also true that I have had remarkable service as well. It is certainly something I will be looking for as a regular customer. Good baristas mean good coffee. Period.
5) Food
I am not a food critic, I am barely even a coffee critic, but I know good food when I see it. Also, I would like to have affordable and delicious food at any cafe in which I will spend extended amounts of time.
Bonus points will be given for latte art. Especially good latte art.
If you get the chance to check out these cafes, or if you know of others I should try, let me know!
photos courtesy of Dave Bloom